Arrogance, Tournaments and Orange Women

I was driving down a country lane today when a giant 4x4 came screaming round a blind corner and almost rammed me off the road. The arrogance people show when they feel safe and secure in their own little personal cocoon never ceases to amaze me.

It got me to thinking about an interesting discussion going on at Swordforum at the moment.

God I feel dirty just saying that.

But its true. Something interesting is happening at Swordforum.

Nope, it doesn't get nicer for saying it twice.

It's enjoyably antagonistic and there are clearly two separate camps. Those who feel tournaments are a good thing, and those who don't.

The main gist of it seems to be that one side feels that fighting in tournaments make you a better fighter, the other side feels that tournament fighting makes you a worse fighter.

Just look at the videos, they show double kills all the time. To quote the ineffable Greg Mele it is simply “replicating bad historical fencing”.

I had to think about this for a while before I realised why it was just as much fresh steaming bullcrap.

The fact that almost no-one can do what the manuals say in a tournament fight does not mean that tournaments are crap, it means we are. Every single one of us, even the best fighter out there, is not a patch on the Masters who created the systems we all study.

The manuals we use as the basis for our systems were written by trained experienced swordsmen, we are neither, and never will be. We can't put ourselves in the same category as people such as Fiore however much me might want to. We can't even put ourselves in the same category as the shittest student ever to study under the least skilled swordmaster. To even consider for a moment that we, in our pathetic renn-faire costumes and badly fitting armour might know more about fighting than these people who lived or died by their level of skill is arrogance of the highest level. Higher even than the orange woman who nearly killed my in her Porsche Cayenne.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not coming down in the camp of the Starship Troopers in their bastardized hockey armour with their oversized toy swords, but I'm gonna keep following the lovely chaps over at Swordforum for the time being and just enjoy the ride. Whether I'll end up in a car crash with an arrogant idiot who can't see beyond the comfort of their own little world remains to be seen.

Hi Honey, I'm home.

Hello.

Yes it's Hemaboy again.

I can almost hear the collected sighs of relief.

How did you cope without me?

Heaven only knows, but you don't have to struggle on in the dark without the shining light of my opinion to guide you any more. I'm back.

How long it will last is another question, but I have been biting my lip trying to keep quiet for such a long time that I've pretty much chewed off my entire face. My Doctor tells me it isn't good for me to keep holding it in so I suspect there will be a few posts before I put my feet up for another rest.

The problem is of course that now I have made the decision to start educating the rest of the world with my erudite discourse I am at a loss as to where to start.

There's so much to choose from.

If you know of anything that deserves the Hemaboy treatment why not email me? hemaboy99 AT googlemail DOT com

Also please remember that Hemaboy is pseudonymous for a reason. If you think you know who I am and want to be certain. Email me. I'll let you know if you are right, just please keep it to yourself.